Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A ribbon banner below reads

A ribbon banner below reads "HOBBS FAMILY FARM

Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather A ribbon banner below readsOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold